jeffgayvis:

my roommate and her boyfriend got me a get well card that pretty much describes my adverse reaction to the medications

lifeofthemoustachequeen:

deepwatersrunwild:

trascendiamo:

Ed Balls giving Michael Gove a GCSE Pop Quiz

FUCK YOU GOVE

thank you Ed Balls for pointing out how fucking hard science GCSE’s actually are at the moment, and the reason good grades are being achieved is through hard work from the students. 

BOOM

Saying GCSEs are easy is like saying A-levels are easy.
HASKDJAHSKDJHASKDJ no. 
Some people I know with A-levels say in ‘their day, it was so much harder’ my english teacher turned around to us and said 
“I did this kind of thing at UNIVERSITY not at a level”
SO YEAH, please don’t make everything harder for us, we’re all working our asses off to get grades and degrees because our economy is shit and we won’t get a job otherwise BECAUSE OF HOW YOU GUYS FUCKED IT UP. So yeah.
-rage over-

untangle-my-earphones:

bandsarenotonfire:

llions-and-llamas:

how do hipsters talk about shoes?

they…

did u just

some people on here really don’t understand how much of a genius they are

crewdlydrawn:

imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate:

collidingdreamswithreality:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

I needed that laugh just now.

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

sydney-rakestraw:

a-few-0f-my-favorite-things:

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

Whoa flashback to 6th grade

that is present day me

demonsabre:

superyetisaurus:

oh tumblr..

Hiddles is beautiful. Look at him - “Why yes thank you, i think i’m amazing too”

astropolice:

so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world 

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.